Kiss Throws Trans Under The Glitter Bus

Remember KISS? That band whose members look like they're auditioning for RuPaul's Drag Race but, you know, 40 years too late? 

Well, Paul Stanley, the second-most-famous guy in KISS, decided he needed to share his thoughts on trans kids. Because, of course, when you need an opinion on a sensitive issue, you ask a guy who dresses like a BDSM zebra.

Stanley's Thoughts: No One Asked, But…

Stanley took to Twitter to share his wisdom (read: nonsense). Apparently, he's concerned about parents normalizing trans lifestyles and confusing kids. Says the guy who spends his nights in makeup, wigs, and leather.

Here’s what he said:

“There is a BIG difference between teaching acceptance,” Stanley wrote, “and normalizing and even encouraging participation in a lifestyle that confuses young children into questioning their sexual identification as though some sort of game and then parents in some cases allow it.”

“With many children who have no real sense of sexuality or sexual experiences caught up in the ‘fun’ of using pronouns and saying what they identify as,” he wrote, “some adults mistakenly confuse teaching acceptance with normalizing and encouraging a situation that has been a struggle for those truly affected and have turned it into a sad and dangerous fad.”

Horny Music, Hypocritical Views

KISS's music is all about straight, horny adventures. You'd think the guy who sings about casual blowjobs would be a little more open-minded. But nope, he thinks accepting trans kids is stealing their innocence. And don't forget the KISS song about a grown man lusting after a 16-year-old girl. Totally wholesome, right?

"Sad Fad" or Just Clueless?

In his rant, Stanley complains about kids using pronouns and calling it a "sad and dangerous fad." Interesting choice of words, since "sad fad" also describes KISS's entire vibe. Maybe next time, Stanley should focus on his own questionable choices and leave the sensitive topics to those who actually understand them.

The Irony is Strong with This One

So, let's get this straight: Mr. Stanley, who has made a career out of dressing up in costumes and makeup, is suddenly concerned about kids playing dress-up? It's like a clown telling you to take life more seriously. The irony would be delicious if it wasn't so pathetically out of touch.

Experts in Everything but Their Own Lives

It's amazing how these aging rockers suddenly become experts on social issues when they're not busy humping guitar amps. Hey, Paul, maybe stick to your day job: dressing like a glam rock reject and performing songs older than the people you're trying to "protect."

Rock and Roll Has Left the Building

Remember when rock and roll was about pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms? Seems like that spirit died with KISS's relevance. So, Paul, thanks for the laughs, but maybe leave the serious discussions to those who actually live the experiences you're so casually dismissing. And stick to your own sad fad: being the less-famous member of a washed-up band.

Talking Out of His Painted Face

Paul Stanley's out-of-touch rant serves as a reminder that not everyone who has a platform should use it to weigh in on complex issues. Especially when that someone has built a career on theatrics and provocative performances. Maybe Paul should spend less time judging others and more time perfecting his black-and-white cat-eye.

Who Needs Educated Opinions?

Instead of seeking informed opinions from experts or people with lived experiences, let's just trust washed-up rock stars for insights into the lives of trans kids. Makes perfect sense, right? What could possibly go wrong with letting a guy who sings "Lick It Up" guide us on these matters?

A Lesson in Irrelevance

In conclusion, Paul Stanley's transphobic tirade is a masterclass in irrelevance and cluelessness. It's a stark reminder that some people should stick to their day jobs and leave the important conversations to those who know what they're talking about. So, Paul, keep rocking those leather pants and face paint, but when it comes to social issues, maybe take a seat and let the grown-ups handle it.