Welcome To Our Version of The Famous Book

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, gather round for our reimagining of The Hunger Games --with Mama Ru herself taking over Panem.

She's bringing along the past 15 winners of RuPaul's Drag Race to give these games a little charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent!

We've got Jinkx Monsoon, the queen of quirk and snark, ready to make these other tributes look like basic bitches with her quick wit and her ability to lip sync circles around them.

Bob the Drag Queen is here, y'all, and she's bringing her A-game, because if there's one thing she knows how to do, it's how to win a competition.

And let's not forget Bianca Del Rio, the queen of mean and the mistress of reads, who will have these other tributes weeping like they just saw Tammie Brown in a chicken suit.

We've got the Capitol, Panem, and even President Snow himself quivering in their boots, because these drag queens are not playing around. They're ready to bring their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to these games and show everyone what it means to truly slay.

So get ready for some sickening runway looks, epic lip sync battles, and enough shade to make Naomi Smalls look like a parasol. We're talking Hunger Games, Fabulous Version.

So let's get ready to sissy that walk and werk it, because these drag queens are about to snatch the crown and leave everyone else in their eleganza extravaganza dust!

Chapter 1: The Reaping - Gagged Edition

In the once-dreary District 12, the news that Mama Ru would be taking over the Hunger Games sent shockwaves of sequins and sass through the town. Wigs were snatched, and tea was spilled, as the Ru-minations began.

As the morning sun rose, casting a shimmering light on the coal-streaked streets, the townspeople gathered in their finest drag attire. Gone were the days of drab, gray clothing—District 12 was now a runway, and everyone was ready to serve some Capitol-worthy lewks.

Bianca Del Rio, the self-proclaimed "clown in a gown," strutted onto the stage as the new escort for District 12, her cackle echoing through the air. "Listen up, you basic coal-mining b*tches! The time has come to Ru-veal the contestants for the 74th Annual Hunger Games," she announced, the crowd erupting in cheers and applause.

The anticipation was palpable as Bianca drew the first name from the ornate, glittering bowl. "Our first tribute is... Jinkx Monsoon!" she exclaimed. Jinkx, in a stunning emerald gown, sashayed to the stage with a dramatic eye roll. "Ugh, just my luck," she muttered, "but hey, at least I can take a power nap during the games."

As the crowd roared with laughter, Bianca drew the second name, her eyes widening in delight. "And joining Jinkx on this fabulous journey is none other than... Bob the Drag Queen!" Bob emerged from the crowd, purse first, blowing sarcastic kisses to the adoring audience. "Don't worry, District 12. I'll make sure the Capitol remembers the name Bob the Drag Queen!"

With the tributes selected, Mama Ru herself appeared on the gigantic screen above the stage, her presence commanding the attention of everyone in attendance. "My fabulous queens, it's time to sashay into the unknown, and show Panem that the real Hunger Games has just begun," she declared, her voice resonating with power. "And remember, don't f*ck it up!"

As the screen went black, a feeling of excitement and fierceness swept through District 12. Panem had never seen anything like this before, and it was clear that the 74th Annual Hunger Games would be a drag-tastic, shade-filled spectacle that would change the nation forever.

Chapter 2: Sashaying to the Capitol

Jinkx and Bob, now the official tributes of District 12, boarded the luxurious, glitter-coated train to the Capitol. As the doors closed behind them, the once-sooty district faded into the distance, replaced by a dazzling world of glamour and intrigue.

"Listen up, ladies," Bianca announced, strutting down the train's opulent hallway in her signature sky-high heels. "We've got a long journey ahead, so use this time wisely. Get to know each other, learn some tricks, and be ready to throw all the shade you can muster. Because when we reach the Capitol, it's game on!"

The train whisked them through the districts, each one as drab as the last. Jinkx peered out the window, her eyes narrowing. "I can't believe we're the only ones serving lewks in this dreary world," she mused. Bob nodded in agreement, clutching her iconic purse. "You're right, sis. These other districts need to step their game up. But don't worry, we'll show them how it's done."

As the train sped on, Jinkx and Bob spent their time exchanging witty banter, brushing up on their drag skills, and, of course, spilling tea. They knew that when they arrived at the Capitol, the competition would be fierce, and they needed to be prepared.

Finally, the train screeched to a halt, signaling their arrival. The tributes stepped onto the platform, jaws dropping as they took in the Capitol's ostentatious display. Skyscrapers adorned with rhinestones, holographic billboards, and citizens decked out in avant-garde drag—this was a whole new world.

Bianca rolled her eyes at the Capitol's excess. "Well, isn't this place just the definition of 'too much'? Jinkx and Bob exchanged smirks, ready to strut their stuff and leave the Capitol gagging.

As they sashayed through the bustling streets, whispers and gasps followed in their wake. The people of the Capitol had never seen anything like the fierce queens of District 12. Little did they know, the games had already begun, and the real competition was just about to start.

Chapter 3: The Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent Arena

The day had finally arrived for the opening ceremony of the 74th Annual Hunger Games. But this year, the traditional parade of tributes was replaced with a jaw-dropping, sequin-studded drag extravaganza. The Capitol's audience was perched on the edge of their seats, ready to be gagged by the fierceness of Panem's finest.

As the tributes from each district prepared to sashay down the runway, they were met with a surprise appearance from Mama Ru herself. "My fabulous tributes, this year's games will be like nothing Panem has ever seen before. It's time to show the world the true power of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. And remember, may the best queen... win!"

With that, the show began. Each district's tributes strutted their stuff, serving Capitol-worthy lewks and throwing enough shade to keep the sun from rising. The audience roared with delight, completely enthralled by the spectacle before them.

Then, it was time for District 12's debut. Bianca, Jinkx, and Bob took their places at the head of the runway, ready to snatch wigs and leave the Capitol shook.

"Let's show them how it's done, ladies," Bianca whispered, her eyes gleaming with mischief. And with that, the trio exploded onto the runway. Jinkx, in a dazzling gown that shimmered like coal under pressure, served face and high-camp glamour. Bob, in a sickeningly fierce ensemble, pursed her lips and struck a pose that sent the crowd into a frenzy.

The pièce de résistance, however, was Bianca's grand finale. In a gown that could only be described as the embodiment of District 12's fiery spirit, she twirled and sashayed down the runway, her laughter filling the arena.

As they took their final bows, it was clear that District 12 had left an indelible mark on the Capitol. The crowd's thunderous applause echoed through the arena, signaling that the games were well and truly underway.

Backstage, Mama Ru smiled with satisfaction. "Well done, my queens. Now, prepare yourselves for the challenges that lie ahead. The real Hunger Games are about to begin, and it's time to prove that you've got what it takes to be the ultimate drag superstar."

Chapter 4: The Reading is Fundamental Challenge

The tributes were ushered into the training center, where they would spend the next few days preparing for the main event. However, instead of the typical combat lessons and survival skills, this year's training center had been transformed into the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent Arena.

Each station was designed to test the tributes' drag skills, wit, and, of course, their ability to throw shade.

Mama Ru had a special treat in store for the tributes: the first challenge was none other than the iconic "Reading is Fundamental" mini-challenge. The contestants would have to put on their reading glasses and take turns delivering their most withering insults to one another, all in the name of friendly competition.

Jinkx, Bob, and Bianca took their places among the other tributes, each eager to showcase their razor-sharp wit. One by one, the contestants stepped up to the podium, hurling hilarious and cutting remarks at their fellow tributes.

When it was Bob's turn, she fixed her gaze on a tribute from District 1, smirking as she delivered her read. "Honey, your drag is so basic, even the Capitol can't find a way to make it interesting. But don't worry, I'm sure they'll find a use for you... as a mop."

The room erupted in laughter, and Bob returned to her place, satisfied with her performance. Jinkx followed suit, targeting a tribute from District 4. "Darling, your look is giving me 'lost at sea,' but not in a chic, nautical way. More like, 'I just found this driftwood and decided to wear it.'"

But it was Bianca who stole the show, her biting humor leaving the room in stitches. "Sweetheart, you've got about as much chance of winning these games as President Snow has of hosting his own drag show. In other words, don't hold your breath."

As the last tribute stepped down from the podium, Mama Ru tallied the scores. With a sly smile, she announced the winner: "Congratulations, Bianca Del Rio, you've won the Reading is Fundamental challenge! You've proven that the library is always open in District 12."

With the first challenge under their belts, the tributes of District 12 knew that the road ahead would be filled with fierce competition and even fiercer shade. But for now, they had proven that their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent were a force to be reckoned with in the Hunger Games.

Chapter 5: The RuPaul Runway Challenge

The tributes had barely caught their breath from the Reading is Fundamental challenge when Mama Ru announced the next task. This time, the contestants would have to create stunning runway looks using materials found in the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent Arena.

As the tributes scrambled to gather fabrics, sequins, and other fabulous accoutrements, Jinkx, Bob, and Bianca huddled together, planning their strategy.

"We need to show these other tributes that District 12 is a force to be reckoned with," Jinkx declared, eyes sparkling with determination. "Let's make sure our looks are the most gag-worthy of them all."

Bob nodded in agreement. "And let's not forget the most important thing: teamwork. If we help each other out, there's no way we won't slay this challenge."

With their game plan set, the trio dove into the task at hand. Bianca focused on crafting a gown that embodied her signature "clown in a gown" style, while Jinkx aimed for a high-fashion ensemble that would leave the judges breathless. Bob, ever the innovator, chose to create a look that would pay tribute to her iconic "purse first" catchphrase.

The hours flew by as the tributes sewed, glued, and bedazzled their way to runway-ready perfection. When the time came for the big reveal, the anticipation was palpable.

One by one, the tributes sashayed down the runway, showcasing their imaginative creations. The judges, an esteemed panel of Capitol fashionistas, watched with hawk-like eyes, scribbling down notes and critiques.

When it was District 12's turn, Bianca, Jinkx, and Bob strutted onto the stage, their confidence and fierceness shining through. Bianca's gown was a riot of color and ruffles, a true testament to her drag persona. Jinkx's ensemble was a breathtaking fusion of avant-garde fashion and old Hollywood glamour. And Bob's outfit, a masterful blend of high-fashion and humor, featured a stunning train made entirely of purses.

As the trio took their final bows, the judges couldn't hide their awe. It was clear that District 12 had once again proven their drag prowess.

Mama Ru, a proud smile on her face, announced the winner: "Congratulations, Jinkx Monsoon! Your runway look was a true work of art. District 12, your performance in this challenge has solidified your status as a force to be reckoned with in these games."

With another challenge conquered, the tributes of District 12 knew that they were one step closer to victory. And as they prepared for the next trial, they couldn't help but feel that their combined charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent would carry them through to the end.

Chapter 6: The Snatch Game of Death

With their success in the runway challenge, the tributes of District 12 had quickly become fan favorites in the Capitol. The other tributes, eager to outshine them, were determined to bring their A-game to the next challenge.

Mama Ru revealed that the next task would be the most iconic challenge in the history of drag: the Snatch Game. But, in true Hunger Games fashion, this version would be called the Snatch Game of Death. The tributes would have to impersonate famous figures from Panem's history while engaging in a battle of wits, sass, and survival skills.

As the tributes scrambled to prepare their characters and strategize, Jinkx, Bob, and Bianca gathered to discuss their plan of attack. "Alright, ladies, we need to step our game up even further for this challenge," said Bianca, her eyes narrowing with determination. "These other tributes won't know what hit them."

Bob nodded in agreement. "We'll need to pick characters that not only showcase our comedy chops but also give us an edge in the survival aspect of the game."

With their characters chosen, the tributes gathered in the Snatch Game of Death arena. The competition was fierce, as each tribute fought to deliver the most hilarious impersonations while navigating the treacherous terrain.

Jinkx, as the legendary Effie Trinket, dazzled the judges with her razor-sharp wit and effortless navigation of the arena's hidden traps. Bob, channeling the ever-resourceful Haymitch Abernathy, left the audience in stitches with her boozy antics and unexpected survival skills. And Bianca, taking on the role of the infamous President Snow, expertly balanced her biting humor with a chilling portrayal of the tyrannical ruler.

As the game reached its climax, it became clear that the tributes of District 12 had once again outshone their competition. With a flourish, Mama Ru declared the winner: "Congratulations, Bob the Drag Queen! Your Haymitch Abernathy was a masterclass in comedy and survival. District 12, you continue to show Panem that you are a force to be reckoned with in these games."

With their third challenge victory under their belts, Jinkx, Bob, and Bianca knew that they were well on their way to conquering the Hunger Games. And as they prepared for the next trial, they couldn't help but feel that their combined charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent would be the key to their ultimate triumph.

Stay tuned for the next installment. Meantime, find out the Top 10 Things Only Gay Men Understand about RuPaul's Drag race.