Decoding Nonmonogamy with Emily Morse

Note: this is part of our series on gay relationship advice

For a solid two decades, Emily Morse has served as the public's go-to gal for all things sex. From quiet hushed chats in corners to full-blown broadcast wars on radio, TV, and social media, she’s addressed the big "S" in every imaginable setting.

And of course, there's the infamous "Sex With Emily" podcast, a listening treat that has possibly saved more relationships than couple’s therapy and Barry White's discography combined. In her illustrious career, some topics have remained constant like folks desperately hunting the elusive orgasm, men fretting over penis size (a classic), and the ever-bewildering case of changing libidos.

Monogamy: So Last Century?

However, like a curveball in the bedroom, Morse has spotted a novel trend. More and more people have been asking her about open sexual relationships.

In fact, so intense was this curiosity that while racing against time to submit the draft for her latest book, “Smart Sex: How to Boost Your Sex IQ and Own Your Pleasure,” she swerved mid-course to pen a section on nonmonogamy. The gal’s a trouper! According to our indefatigable sexpert, people are beginning to question if monogamy is a universal fit, or just a pair of jeans that's been hyped up too much.

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Why The Fuss Over Nonmonogamy?

The question on everybody's (dirty) mind right now is: Why the sudden interest in nonmonogamy? Morse has a theory. As society has embraced therapy and self-care more openly (self-love, am I right?), folks have been motivated to introspect and dig deeper into their relationships.

It's almost like couples are saying: "Hey, we love each other, but maybe there's room to color outside the lines a bit!" In this scenario, an open relationship might not be a threat to a marriage, but instead an exciting experiment that doesn't subtract from the bond.

Ethical Nonmonogamy: Not As Sinister As It Sounds

A phrase buzzing around the bedroom is "ethical nonmonogamy." Sounds scary, right? Like something Darth Vader might be into? But really, it's just the practice of romantically or sexually involving yourself with multiple people, all of whom are aware and consenting.

The keyword here is 'consenting' – this isn’t a sneaky affair; it’s more like a well-coordinated dinner party where everyone knows what’s on the menu.

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A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Open Relationships

It's not uncommon for one-half of a couple to be the trailblazer towards open relationships, spurred by a feeling that without a fresh perspective, the relationship might flatline.

But remember folks, coercion is a no-no in Morse's book. It's all about open conversation, negotiation, and respect for each other’s boundaries.

If one partner is busting down the door to an open relationship while the other is locking it up tight, there's a mismatch that needs addressing. So, if the idea of your partner getting frisky with someone else is your worst nightmare, it’s safe to say nonmonogamy is not your cup of kinky tea.

Nonmonogamy: Not A Panacea for Relationships

In her much-anticipated book, Morse points out that nonmonogamy isn't a miracle cure for ailing relationships. Instead, successful ethical nonmonogamous relationships are typically built by individuals who understand their own sexual desires and intimacy well. For those couples seeking a quick thrill or a distraction from their problems, Morse advises caution.

As she eloquently puts it: "These drastic things that people try can often lead to disaster. It's like attempting to perform a handstand on a tightrope while juggling flaming swords. While your intentions may be pure, you might end up with third-degree burns, or worse, on America's Funniest Home Videos."

Open Relationship 101: Homework Required

And like any good course, open relationships also come with a syllabus – or should, according to Morse. Regular communication, setting boundaries, and staying respectful of your partner’s feelings are the ABCs of nonmonogamy.

So, no sneaky texts, folks! And remember, honesty isn’t just the best policy here; it's the only policy. A couple embarking on this journey must be like two peas in a pod - synced up, working in harmony, and with a mutual agreement not to pee on each other’s side of the bed.

Could This Be For You? Let's Do a Quick Quiz

Think you and your partner might be ready to dip your toes in the nonmonogamous pool? Here’s a quick, absolutely non-scientific test for you:

1. Are you comfortable with the idea of your partner being intimate with others?
2. Are you able to communicate your desires, fears, and boundaries effectively?
3. Are you willing to explore your sexual boundaries?

If you’ve answered yes to all three questions, you might just be ready to unlock the next level of your relationship.

Final Word: Nonmonogamy Is Not Everyone’s Party

In her candid yet hilarious way, Emily Morse delivers a wake-up call to the curious masses – nonmonogamy isn’t for everyone. If you’re hoping it’s a quick fix for your rocky relationship or an escape hatch from the monotony, you might want to reconsider. Because if done wrong, it could turn into a soap opera worse than "Days of Our Lives."

But for those who can weather the initial hurdles, communicate their needs, and respect their partner’s feelings, nonmonogamy might just be the spice they need. Just remember, the key ingredient in this recipe is consent.