Esther Perel & Triumph The Insult Dog Answer The Single Gay Man's Nightmare Question

Okay, we didn't interview either one, but this is how we imagine the conversation would have gone:

Esther: Triumph, It's essential to acknowledge that being asked "Why are you single?" can sometimes cause pain or discomfort.

Triumph: Oh, I get it, Esther. Like when someone asks me why I still chase my tail even though I never catch it. It's a sensitive subject, you know?

Esther: Exactly, Triumph. For some people, being asked about their single status may remind them of feelings of loneliness, heartbreak, or even societal pressure to be in a relationship. The question can carry a tinge of judgment, as if there's something wrong with being single.

Triumph: Yeah, like when people ask, "Why aren't you in a relationship?" as if there's some sort of deadline for finding love. Newsflash: love doesn't come with an expiration date!

Esther: That's right, Triumph. It's important for both the person asking and the person answering to approach this conversation with empathy and understanding. Everyone's journey is different, and we shouldn't judge someone's worth or happiness based on their relationship status.

Triumph: So, Esther, maybe we should remind our readers to think twice before asking someone about their singlehood. Instead, they could ask about their interests, hobbies, or even their favorite type of dog treats! You know, the essential stuff.

Esther: Absolutely, Triumph. Encouraging conversations that focus on personal interests and experiences, rather than relationship status, can help create a more supportive and inclusive environment for everyone.

Triumph: But still, what snappy comebacks can people make when they're asked "Why are you still single?"

Esther:

1. "I'm just too busy being awesome to find someone who can keep up!"
2. "I haven't found anyone who can compete with my love for pizza."
3. "My pet has set the bar too high for any human to reach."
4. "I'm in a committed relationship with my career, and we're very happy together."
5. "Why not? I've been enjoying the 'all the remote control to myself' lifestyle."

Triumph: LAME! How about these?

1. "Too busy being awesome? More like too busy sniffing butts at the dog park!"
2. "No one can compete with pizza... unless they're covered in pepperoni."
3. "My pet sets the bar high, too – especially when they do those impressive leaps to catch a Frisbee!"
4. "A committed relationship with my career? Well, at least it doesn't hog the covers at night."
5. "The remote control all to myself? Now that's true love – just don't forget to share it with your pets!"